It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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