I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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