There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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