So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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