I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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