Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You ate ashes out of my bong
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