No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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