no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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