ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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