You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
