I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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