I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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