I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
