They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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