Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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