She's like a pop up book from hell.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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