There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I am one with the molecules
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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