Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Randomize
