Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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