I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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