love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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