Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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