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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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