i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My feet surprised me
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