Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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