I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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