Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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