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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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