i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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