I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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