I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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