Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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