halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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