discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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