doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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