you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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