i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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