I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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