I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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