Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Don't make out with my wife yet
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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