I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I checked into jail on foursquare
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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