SEEEEXXX PLEASE
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Damn victory sex feels great
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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