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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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