So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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