i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
