Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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