Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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