Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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