I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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