What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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