my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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