But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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