we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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