dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
