i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my sisters under your porch take her home
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I fill condoms, not promises.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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