Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Randomize
